These are the top songs by Cledus T. Judd. Click the name of the song to watch videos for that song on YouTube.
(93 votes, average: 9.90 out of 10)
A mason jar full of shine, a cd of leann rhimes Is what i bought for our anniversary tonight Now here i stand with my petunias in hand And you’ve got a headache again I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails Trimmed my nose hairs just right I thought you’d be impressed by my..
(65 votes, average: 7.23 out of 10)
Cledus at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in, she’s so surprised Can’t believe i’m still alive I say i’m hungry for biscuits and gravy That patty melt that you always made me But i can’t eat that anymore They say grease kills, tastes good to me Day in, day out,..
(80 votes, average: 6.71 out of 10)
I told you i’d leave some flares on In case you ever wanted to find my home Ya frowned and said well the darn law should arrest ya Now this old house keeps falling apart So i went down the local walmart And bought this coleman lantern to impress you Cause every light in the..
(50 votes, average: 6.71 out of 10)
Sadie, pull this car over. Let me get a can of skoal. Well, we went down to the grundy county auction: The sign said no tobaccer where we sat. My wife told me that i should spit with caution, Or else we’ll all wind up in a big ol’ spat. And i said: “hush your..
(19 votes, average: 8.73 out of 10)
Oh gosh, here we go again A fella can’t get no rest around this joint Well, she got up this mornin’ at 6 a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowballs chance of sleepin’ late ‘cuz she started vacuuming Said: “get your lazy butt up cledus You gotta take me to the..
(94 votes, average: 8.44 out of 10)
Tune: it’s a great day to be alive I got my socks drying in the microwave Hair on my back i dont plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wifes away I’ll be rockin all night Yeah i think i’ll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like..
(7 votes, average: 8.14 out of 10)
Well, lordy, mercy, i’s in a mess My wife run off with my tv set Didn’t bother me none that she had to go ‘cept i’s gonna miss all my tv shows So i looked up to heaven, got down on my knees An’ i cried, “dear lord, will you help me, please?” “i need..
