Cledus T. Judd – It’s A Great Day To Be A Guy

Cledus T. Judd: It's A Great Day To Be A Guy Lyrics

Tune: it’s a great day to be alive

I got my socks drying in the microwave
Hair on my back i dont plan to shave
I got the house to myself while the wifes away
I’ll be rockin all night

Yeah i think i’ll drink me an ice cold brew
Lounge in my boxers like i used to do
There will be no ally mcbeall on the tube
No i’ll be watching the fight

Well it’s a great day to be a guy
Playin cards with my buddies until sunrise
You know i never thought that my neighbor would be sunbaying
Top less lord she sure looks good

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my best friend jake
Best balls i hit was when i stepped on a rake (ohh)
Well it wasn’t to bright
Now i looked in the fridge what did i see
Last night’s pizza staring back at me
Pepperoni and ancovies what a beautiful sight

Well it’s a great day to be a guy
Butt necked in my lawn chair swattin at flies
Got some hotdogs on the charcoal grill
Don’t wanna burn my weiners but i probably will
That fried bologna…… and cheese macaroni
Tasted good this afternoon
But now i’m passin some serious gas n
I might have to leave the room
P-e-e-u-u!

Well i might go get me a new hair-do
Spend a couple hours at the tanning booth
Might even get me a gold front tooth
O aww yeah!

And it’s a great day to be a guy
But when my wife gets home she’s gonna tan my hide
I’ll be hung over but a lookin good
A week of reliving my batchelor hood

It’s a great day to be a guy
But another week of this and i’ll probably die
I tend to party harder than i should
When my wives not here to make me be good

………….yah hoo