When I Was Ten Years Old, I Remember Thinkin’ How Cool It Would Be, When We Were Goin’ On An Eight Hour Drive, If I Could Just Watch T.V. And I’d Have Given Anything To Have My Own PacMan Game At Home. I Used To Have To Get A Ride Down To The Arcade; Now..
I can make anybody prettyI can make you believe any lieI can make you pick a fightWith somebody twice your sizeWell I’ve been known to cause a few break-upsI’ve been been known to cause a few birthsI can make you new friendsOr get you fired from workAnd since the day I left MilwaukeeLynchburg, Bordeaux, FranceBeen..
I never was a straight-laced straight-a student Teacher’s pet or child prodigy I wasn’t gonna get rich throwing a football It’d take too long to get a law degree So i sat down with mama and daddy They tried to talk some sense into my thick head But the best advice that i ever got..
Mr. bartender could you pour me one round Something strong to turn this frown i’m wearing upside down Oh please, could you give me the best drink you’ve got Mr. bartender take me out with one shot. She left me on friday; i’m so down and out I never thought i’d lose her, and be..
I talked to my sister in memphis And i told her you were movin’ to town Here’s her number She said she’d be glad to show you around I left a map on your front seat Just in case you lose your way But don’t worry, once you reach sallasaw It’s all interstate. I know..
Well i met you in the middle of a bar room fight In a cheap hotel on the missouri side I had you out in my car in the parking lot Early next morning we were driving east Headed for the big city where i felt at least We could enjoy the weather as long..
I work down at the pizza pit And i drive an old hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m five foot three and overweight I’m a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there’s a whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go check out myspace. ’cause..