(70 votes, average: 8.85 out of 10)
I never was a straight-laced straight-a student Teacher’s pet or child prodigy I wasn’t gonna get rich throwing a football It’d take too long to get a law degree So i sat down with mama and daddy They tried to talk some sense into my thick head But the best advice that i ever got..
(88 votes, average: 9.82 out of 10)
Mr. bartender could you pour me one round Something strong to turn this frown i’m wearing upside down Oh please, could you give me the best drink you’ve got Mr. bartender take me out with one shot. She left me on friday; i’m so down and out I never thought i’d lose her, and be..
(91 votes, average: 9.67 out of 10)
I talked to my sister in memphis And i told her you were movin’ to town Here’s her number She said she’d be glad to show you around I left a map on your front seat Just in case you lose your way But don’t worry, once you reach sallasaw It’s all interstate. I know..
(86 votes, average: 8.53 out of 10)
Well i met you in the middle of a bar room fight In a cheap hotel on the missouri side I had you out in my car in the parking lot Early next morning we were driving east Headed for the big city where i felt at least We could enjoy the weather as long..
(14 votes, average: 7.61 out of 10)
I work down at the pizza pit And i drive an old hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m five foot three and overweight I’m a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there’s a whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go check out myspace. ’cause..
(66 votes, average: 6.10 out of 10)
Inflatable pool full of dad’s hot air I was three years old splashin’ everywhere And so began my love affair with water On a riverbank with all my friends A big ol’ rope tied to a limb And your a big ol’ wuss if you don’t jump in the water Yeah when that summer sun..
(96 votes, average: 8.80 out of 10)
I’ve got some big newsThe bank finally came throughAnd I’m holdin the keys to a brand new ChevroletHave you been outside, it sure is a nice nightHow about a little test driveDown by the lake?There’s a place I know about where the dirt road runs outAnd we can try out the four-wheel driveCome on now..