Mr. bartender could you pour me one round Something strong to turn this frown i’m wearing upside down Oh please, could you give me the best drink you’ve got Mr. bartender take me out with one shot. She left me on friday; i’m so down and out I never thought i’d lose her, and be..
I talked to my sister in memphis And i told her you were movin’ to town Here’s her number She said she’d be glad to show you around I left a map on your front seat Just in case you lose your way But don’t worry, once you reach sallasaw It’s all interstate. I know..
Well i met you in the middle of a bar room fight In a cheap hotel on the missouri side I had you out in my car in the parking lot Early next morning we were driving east Headed for the big city where i felt at least We could enjoy the weather as long..
I work down at the pizza pit And i drive an old hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m five foot three and overweight I’m a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there’s a whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go check out myspace. ’cause..
Inflatable pool full of dad’s hot air I was three years old splashin’ everywhere And so began my love affair with water On a riverbank with all my friends A big ol’ rope tied to a limb And your a big ol’ wuss if you don’t jump in the water Yeah when that summer sun..
Stop starin’ at me Leave the sad looks at home Everybody feels bad, And you don’t understand, It’s not like i’m alone ’cause everyone has battles to fight And i don’t need your sympathy tonight Yeah, it’s a hard life But i’m okay If i didn’t have this, i wouldn’t be who i am today..
If i could write a letter to me and send it back in time to myself at 17 First i’d prove it’s me by saying look under your bed There’s a skoal can and a playboy no one else would know you hid And then i’d say i know it’s tough when you break up..