(66 votes, average: 9.84 out of 10)He was driving home one evening, In his beat up pontiac. When an old lady flagged him down; Her mercedes had a flat. He could see that she was frightened, Standing out there in the snow. ’till he said “i’m here to help you ma’am, By the way, my name’s joe.” She said, “i’m from […]
(57 votes, average: 7.54 out of 10)I Don’t Know What I Just Said But Don’t Get The Wrong Idea I Hear Wheels Spinning In Your Head Now Don’t Believe Everything You Hear Just Stand There Let Me Explain Cause If I Said I Loved You, I Lied Cause Love’s Just A Word And It Can’t Describe All These Feelings Of There’s […]
(10 votes, average: 7.87 out of 10)There’s a lot of ways of saying what i want to say to you There’s songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true But i won’t talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground I’ll come right out and tell you i’d just love to lay you down Lay you down […]
(50 votes, average: 9.78 out of 10)Spent Summers Throwin’ Brim In A Red Ice Chest Gave My Heart To Jesus In My Sunday Best Southern Rock Rolled From My Radio Each Night When Freebird Fell Out Of The Sky Felt Like I’d Lost An Old Friend Of Mine Saw Hate In Livin’ Color On My TV Learned Black Kids Bled Red […]
(19 votes, average: 8.73 out of 10)Oh gosh, here we go again A fella can’t get no rest around this joint Well, she got up this mornin’ at 6 a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowballs chance of sleepin’ late ‘cuz she started vacuuming Said: “get your lazy butt up cledus You gotta take me to the […]
(24 votes, average: 6.29 out of 10)We say goodbye, see you around We turn our backs then turn back around We break up, we make up and we make love We can’t seem to let go girl so I’m comin’ over, running every red light To hell with the closure, save it for another time Try not to think about you […]
(11 votes, average: 6.54 out of 10)I’s thumbin’ through the want ads in the shelby County tribune when this classified advertisement Caught my eye. it said, “take imme-di-ate delivery On this ’57 chevrolet half-ton pickup truck. will Sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and thirty-five Bucks. call one-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob.” well, i called bob up on the […]