Well, If I Had Money, I’d Tell You What I’d Do, I Go Down Town, Buy A Mercury Or Two. Crazy ’bout A Mercury, Lord, I’m Crazy ’bout A Mercury, I’m Gonna Buy Me A Mercury And Cruise It Up And Down The Road. Well, The Girl I Love, I Stole Her From A Friend…
The Mechanic Raised Up From Under My Hood He Shook His Head And Said, ”this Ain’t Good Your Timin’ Belt’s Done, Shrunk One Size Too Small Those Spark Plug Wires Are A Little Too Long And Your Main Prodsponder’s Nearly Gone Your Injector Ports Are Stripped And That Ain’t All.” ”the Torque Converter’s Runnin’ Low..
Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns Lock up the beauty shop No tellin’ if they’ve heard the news Call the boys downtown at neiman marcus Tell ’em lock up them high heel shoes When god-fearin’ women get the blues There ain’t no slap-dab-a-tellin’..
I went down to the river to watch the fish swim by But when i got to the river so lonesome i wanted to die. oh lawd And then i jumped in the river but the doggone river was dry She’s long gone and now i’m lonesome blues. I had me a woman who couldn’t..
Well, way back in their younger days, when they were running wild, my daddy had a dream, and momma had a child. he said: “girl you can’t be tying me down, i’m only seventeen. “an’ a man’s gotta get around, if you know what i mean.” then my momma said: “go on,” as she stood..
Baby please don’t get to close to me ’cause that ring you’re wearing says that you’re not free But if i said i didn’t want ya Well you know i’d be a liar You better run while there’s still time ’cause i can’t stop this fire I want you bad i can’t help myself But..
Early one morning the sun was shining. I was laying in bed Wondering if she’d changed it all. If her hair was still red. Her folks, they said, our lives together Sure was gonna be rough. They never did like mama’s homemade dress. Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough And i was standing on the side..