Out in the country past the city limit’sign, Well, there’s a honky-tonk near the county line. The joint starts jumpin’ every night when the sun goes down. They got whiskey, women, music, and smoke. It’s where all the cowboy folk go to boot scoot boogie. I got a good job, i work hard for my..
There’s Satellite Communications Long Distance Internet Relations The World’s A Little Faster Every Day I Know It’s All Well And Good And I Don’t Embrace It Like I Should But I Wouldn’t Wanna Go Back Even If I Could. Chorus: But I Still Like Balogna On White Bread Now And Then And The Sound Of..
Been runnin’ this highway like a greyhound Ain’t nothin’ left for me to see And sometimes i just wish that i could break down And get on back to you and me Take the next line and leave this crazy life Get back home in time to kiss you goodnight And oh, lately all i..
Excuse Me Ma’am, I Saw You Walk In I Turned Around, I’m Not A Stalker Where You Goin? Maybe I Can Help Ya My Tank Is Full, And I’d Be Obliged To Take Ya. Chorus: I’m A Country Boy, I’ve Got A 4 Wheel Drive Pile In My Bed, I Can Take Ya For A..
You’re Not Supposed To Say The Word “cancer” In A Song. And Tellin’ Folks Jesus Is The Answer Can Rub ’em Wrong. It Ain’t Hip To Sing About Tractors, Trucks, Little Towns, And Mama, Yeah That Might Be True. But This Is Country Music And We Do Well You Like To Drink A Cold One..
My Neighbor Carl, He Lives Next Door Pink Flamingos On His Porch At Night He Teaches Driving School And He Sits Out By His Plastic Pool He Takes Off His Shirt He Opens Up A Cold One Old Carls Deans A Fool But It Takes One To Know One [chorus:] Musics Playin Up And Down..
Drinkin’ was forbidden in my christian country home I learned to play the flattop on them good ol’ gospel songs Then i heard about the barrooms just across the georgia line Where a boy could make a livin’ playin’ guitar late at night. Had to learn about the ladies; too young to understand Why the..