I Have Felt It And I Have Held It I Have Known A Woman’s Love And I Have Tasted And I Have Wasted A Woman’s Love And I Know I’ll Never Understand All The Little Things That Make It Grand A Woman’s Love And I Know I’ll Never Come Face To Face With Anything That..
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Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Bom Ba Bom, Bom Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Bom, Bom. It’s Alright To Be A Redneck It’s Alright To Ride Around In A Dirty Ol’ Truck Catch A Bunch Of Fish And Shoot A Bunch Of Duck It’s Alright..
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She’s Been Playing In A Room On A Strip For Ten Years In Vegas And Every Night She Looks In The Mirror But She Only Ages She’s Been Reading About Nashville And All The Records That Everybody’s Buying Says, “i’m A Simple Girl Myself Grew Up On Long Island” So She Packs Her Bags To..
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Well, If I Had Money, I’d Tell You What I’d Do, I Go Down Town, Buy A Mercury Or Two. Crazy ’bout A Mercury, Lord, I’m Crazy ’bout A Mercury, I’m Gonna Buy Me A Mercury And Cruise It Up And Down The Road. Well, The Girl I Love, I Stole Her From A Friend…
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Old Bar Stool’s Feelin’ Higher I’ve Started Sinkin’ Lower The Minute That She Waltzed Right Through That Door Not Long Ago I Held Her, Like A Fool I Went And Left Her Now She’s With Somebody New Out On That Floor. And She’s Got The Rhythm And I Got The Blues And She’s Showin’ Me..
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The Mechanic Raised Up From Under My Hood He Shook His Head And Said, ”this Ain’t Good Your Timin’ Belt’s Done, Shrunk One Size Too Small Those Spark Plug Wires Are A Little Too Long And Your Main Prodsponder’s Nearly Gone Your Injector Ports Are Stripped And That Ain’t All.” ”the Torque Converter’s Runnin’ Low..
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Excuse Me, Ma’am Can You Help Me? I Need To Place An Ad With You Today. No Ma’am, Tomorrow May Be Too Late I’d Like To Have It Started Right Away. What’s That, No This Is Personal. I’m Not Buying Or Selling Anything. Yes Ma’am, I Know Just What To Say. I Wrote It Down,..
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