Someday i’m gonna be famous, do i have talent, well, no. These days you don’t really need it, thanks to reality shows. Can’t wait to date a supermodel, can’t wait to sue my dad. Can’t wait to wreck a ferrari on my way to rehab. Chorus: ’cause when you’re a celebrity It’s adios reality You’..
I filled up two shopping carts late last night The one was full of fishing gear, the other miller lite The checkout-lady laughed and said ‘you think you got enough’ And i said ‘yeah, you’re probably right’, and filled another two carts up Gonna catch all the fish Gonna drink all the beer Gonna anchor..
Kevin Wasn’t Really All That Popular In School But I Remember Well When I Thought That Guy Is Pretty Cool He Pulled Into The Parking Lot And Everybody Cheered Because He Had Gone And Painted His Chevy Cavalier Camouflage Camouflage It Disappears When It Pulls Out Of His Garage Camouflage Camouflage I Asked Penny To..
I remember sayin’ i don’t care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy i’m ok Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said “ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means” And i started wondering who he was going to be And i..
You’re Not Supposed To Say The Word “cancer” In A Song. And Tellin’ Folks Jesus Is The Answer Can Rub ’em Wrong. It Ain’t Hip To Sing About Tractors, Trucks, Little Towns, And Mama, Yeah That Might Be True. But This Is Country Music And We Do Well You Like To Drink A Cold One..
(chris dubois/brad paisley) Well, i’ll never forget the first time that i heard That pretty mouth say that dirty word And i can’t even remember now What she backed my truck into But she covered her mouth and her face got red And she just looked so darn cute That i couldn’t even act like..
To the teller down at the bank You’re just another checking account To the plumber that came today You’re just another house At the airport ticket counter You’re just another fare At the beauty shop at the mall Well you’re just another head of hair Well that’s alright, that’s okay If you don’t feel important,..