Well, If I Had Money, I’d Tell You What I’d Do, I Go Down Town, Buy A Mercury Or Two. Crazy ’bout A Mercury, Lord, I’m Crazy ’bout A Mercury, I’m Gonna Buy Me A Mercury And Cruise It Up And Down The Road. Well, The Girl I Love, I Stole Her From A Friend…
Well the boys ’round here don’t listen to the beatles Run ole bocephus through a jukebox needle At a honky-tonk, where their boots stomp All night; what? (that’s right) Yea, and what they call work, digging in the dirt Gotta get it in the ground ‘fore the rain come down To get paid, to get..
Well I Caught My Wife With Another Man And It Cost Me Ninety Nine On A Prison Farm In Georgia Close To The Florida Line Well I’d Been Here For 2 Long Years I Finally Made The Warden My Friend And So He Sentenced Me To A Life Of Ease Taking Care Of Ol Red..
Just a bunch of poor boys, daddy’s girls Children of the corn field Tryna turn a shift job into a dollar bill We wear them muddy boots Stay true to how we’re raised Ain’t nothin’ bout us fake You know we’re straight out of that dirty south Dirty roads, nobody got no money Got them..
I’ve Been A Walking Heartache I’ve Made A Mess Of Me The Person That I’ve Been Lately Ain’t Who I Wanna Be But You Stay Here Right Beside Me Watch As The Storm Goes Through And I Need You God Gave Me You For The Ups And Downs God Gave Me You For The Days..
Sometimes i’m the guy with the boys kicking it back Or the guy with the guitar singing on a country track I might be the guy with an ice cold can, Stirring up dust on some old farmland When i walk into the party with you girl, you change all that I’m just the guy..
Don’t Bother Telling Me What I Got Coming In The Morning I Already Know I Got Some Feel Good Pills And A Red Gatorade By My Bed Ready To Go I’m Gonna Do My Best To Dance With Every Girl In This Bar Before They Shut It Down Then I’ll Pay My Tab, Climb In..