Come On Boys I Ain’t A Guy To Just Kick Back And Watch Bikes Race Around The Track I’m White Knuckled To The Handle Bars With Both My Hands No I Ain’t One To Just Stand Around While A Parachute Falls To The Ground I Gotta Be Hanging Underneath It When It Lands I’m Not..
She’s In The Kitchen At The Crack Of Dawn Bacon’s On, Coffee’s Strong Kids Running Wild, Taking Off Their Clothes If She’s A Nervous Wreck, Well It Never Shows Takes One To Football And One To Dance Hits The Y For Aerobics Class Drops By The Bank, Stops At The Store Has On A Smile..
We Live In A Drive Through Generation About The Closest Thing To A Home Cooked Mea Is A Crazy Made In Three We Hardly Ever Gather At Our Table Life’s Too Busy To Be A Family Now If You Ask Me The Whole World Needs A Kitchen Like The One We Live In The Smell..
If You Never Hit A Cow At 3 A.m. In A Borrowed Oldsmobile Played Cards All Night In The County Jail With The One Arm Man Name Phil If You Never Counted Ball Off The Fifth Floor Rail And Do A Bull At The Holiday Inn ‘Cause It Was Panama City, You Were Drunk And..
He had plastic bags wrapped round his shoes. He was covered with the evening news. Had a pair of old wool socks on his hands. The bank sign was flashing five below, It was freezing rain an’ spittin’ snow. He was curled up behind some garbage cans. I was afraid that he was dead. I..
My Baby’d Been Wishing That I’d Take Her Fishing So We Waited On The Perfect Day Hitched Up My Old John Boat To See If It Would Still Float Should’ve Seen The Smile On Her Face I Found A Little Cove, Dropped The Lines, To Try Our Luck Before Too Long She Said It’s Starting..
I remember like it was yesterday those hot nights Fireflies, candy apple kiss at the county fair A little backwoods detour on the long way home To be alone, honeysuckle sweetened up the midnight air And that summer moon Shinin’ like sunlight Bouncin’ off your eyes And lightin’ up mine Just me and you Pullin’..