I’ll Have A Blue Christmas Without You I’ll Be So Blue Just Thinking About You Decorations Of Red On A Green Christmastree Won’t Be The Same Dear, If You’re Not Here With Me And When Those Blue Snowflakes Start Falling That’s When Those Blue Memories Start Calling You’ll Be Doin’ All Right, With Your Christmas..
Well, If I Had Money, I’d Tell You What I’d Do, I Go Down Town, Buy A Mercury Or Two. Crazy ’bout A Mercury, Lord, I’m Crazy ’bout A Mercury, I’m Gonna Buy Me A Mercury And Cruise It Up And Down The Road. Well, The Girl I Love, I Stole Her From A Friend…
The Mechanic Raised Up From Under My Hood He Shook His Head And Said, ”this Ain’t Good Your Timin’ Belt’s Done, Shrunk One Size Too Small Those Spark Plug Wires Are A Little Too Long And Your Main Prodsponder’s Nearly Gone Your Injector Ports Are Stripped And That Ain’t All.” ”the Torque Converter’s Runnin’ Low..
Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns Lock up the beauty shop No tellin’ if they’ve heard the news Call the boys downtown at neiman marcus Tell ’em lock up them high heel shoes When god-fearin’ women get the blues There ain’t no slap-dab-a-tellin’..