Old Bar Stool’s Feelin’ Higher I’ve Started Sinkin’ Lower The Minute That She Waltzed Right Through That Door Not Long Ago I Held Her, Like A Fool I Went And Left Her Now She’s With Somebody New Out On That Floor. And She’s Got The Rhythm And I Got The Blues And She’s Showin’ Me..
Excuse Me, Ma’am Can You Help Me? I Need To Place An Ad With You Today. No Ma’am, Tomorrow May Be Too Late I’d Like To Have It Started Right Away. What’s That, No This Is Personal. I’m Not Buying Or Selling Anything. Yes Ma’am, I Know Just What To Say. I Wrote It Down,..
The Mechanic Raised Up From Under My Hood He Shook His Head And Said, ”this Ain’t Good Your Timin’ Belt’s Done, Shrunk One Size Too Small Those Spark Plug Wires Are A Little Too Long And Your Main Prodsponder’s Nearly Gone Your Injector Ports Are Stripped And That Ain’t All.” ”the Torque Converter’s Runnin’ Low..
Daddy Won A Radio He Tuned It To A Country Show I Was Rocking In The Cradle To The Crying Of A Steel Guitar Mama Used To Sing To Me She Taught Me That Sweet Harmony Now She Worries ’cause She Never Thought I’d Really Ever Take It This Far Singin’ In The Bars. Chorus:..
Midnight In Montgomery, Silver Eagle, Lonely Road I Was On My Way To Mobile For A Big New Year’s Eve Show I Stopped For Just A Minute To See A Friend Outside Of Town Put My Collar Up, I Found His Name, And Felt The Wind Die Down. And A Drunk Man In A Cowboy..
She Looked Me In The Eye And Said, ”it’s Over I Can’t Take This Heartache Anymore.” She Said, ”don’t Tell Me Lies And Try To Please Me I’ve Heard It All So Many Times Before. And I Took Her By The Arm And Said, ”don’t Leave Me There’s Nothin’ In This World I Wouldn’t Do..
Today Grandad Came By The Office Amazed At All The Papers That I Sign I Told Him Thats How We Do Business Just A Product Of These Modden(?) Times He Shook His Head And Then Said I Dont Understand How All These Deals Are Done It Just Dont Make No Sense To Me To Deal..