Lyle Lovett – If I Had A Boat

If i had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if i had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

If i were roy rogers
I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marrying an old dale
It’d just be me and trigger
We’d go riding through them movies
Then we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail

And if i had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if i had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a tonto
’cause tonto did the dirty work for free
But tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass i bought a boat
I’m going out to sea

And if i had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if i had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

And if i were like lightning
I wouldn’t need no sneakers
I’d come and go wherever i would please
And i’d scare ’em by the shade tree
And i’d scare ’em by the light pole
But i would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if i had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if i had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat
I said me upon my pony on my boat